This soft, classic-fit tee carries a playful, vintage-inspired design that lands like a wink from a mischievous dad who takes his snacks (and standards) seriously. The front chest has a small badge-style raccoon emblem, while the back shows the full circular artwork: a cheerful raccoon holding a snack and a drink, framed by retro lettering that reads “Dad Tax” with the subtitle “Making sure it’s not poison.” Wear it on backyard cookouts, low-key family gatherings, or lazy weekends when someone’s checking the snack stash. The tone is light and affectionate — it teases without being mean, and it fits into the easygoing rhythm of family life where small rituals and jokes become tradition.
Product features - Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for comfortable, year-round wear - Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar to retain shape and reduce waste - Direct-to-Garment and Direct-to-Film printing for crisp, detailed front, back, sleeve and neck prints - Classic relaxed fit with tear-away label and shoulder tape for comfortable, scratch-free wear - OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced cotton with 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
